this is wrong on so many levels.

Ok, so I went to get my mail today, and there, inside my mail box, lay a shiny new knitting magazine! "Yay," I thought, "the new Cast On!" But then I opened it, and turned to page 58 (look for the square with 58 in it!)... all my hopes were crushed in one terrifying instant. There it was- the knitted bicycle seat cover-with doilies on it. Oh, the humanity of it all.